ANNIE: I’m going to research tutus like I’m a
tutu-athologist.
TRISTINN: I have the self-control of an intoxicated
bullfrog.
ANNIE: There’s a poop exhibit [at OMSI]
TRISTINN: That’s romance in a bottle.
TRISTINN: What about piglet?
ANNIE: No way. I’m the owl. I’m wise and majestic as
shit.
ANNIE: Will you read us the quotes? I’d like to
re-live myself.
TRISTINN: You don’t want to have baby Puffs? (In reference to her cat)
ANNIE: I do, but I would run out of love…for humans.
ANNIE: The seat of our pants is the steering wheel
of our hearts!
TRISTINN: Their hopes and dreams will be crushed like
babies under a train.
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